It's been a whale.

Hello to all my rabid fans (Ma and Pa Mozgawa)!

You must be so concerned due to my I have been quite lax with my twittering. Sorry, tweeting.

To give you an update of the last 4 months I have:

- Taken approximately 248 trips to the lavatory, with varying degrees of success. I've tried cellulose and fiber pills but nothing seems to change.

- Had several emotionally groundbreaking insights on romance, materialism, free market capitalism and social/sexual dynamics; all of which have been forgotten. This could easily have been avoided had I been tweeting/facebooking more often.

- Watched lots of Six Feet Under and convinced myself that I have a brain tumor. I'm so bored.

Watch this you dicks!













Sorry; Dick is German for dude. Dich. How good was that? It's about time this weird broad went solo!

Will upload some unflattering photos of me blowing my nose next to generic Berlin monuments. Thinking of pitching the idea as a calendar.

Love,

Stella