<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1098093212850062159</id><updated>2012-02-16T01:03:29.509-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An Australian Werewolf in America</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Stella Mozgawa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08162024489656356999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nag5lgqlxBM/SXtgEzZ6vCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/P9Czuk4vCEs/S220/max%2Bernst.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1098093212850062159.post-2443570831979300599</id><published>2009-06-07T12:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-07T13:18:51.054-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's been a whale.</title><content type='html'>Hello to all my rabid fans (Ma and Pa Mozgawa)!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You must be so concerned due to my I have been quite lax with my twittering. Sorry, tweeting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To give you an update of the last 4 months I have:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Taken approximately 248 trips to the lavatory, with varying degrees of success. I've tried cellulose and fiber pills but nothing seems to change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Had several emotionally groundbreaking insights on romance, materialism, free market capitalism and social/sexual dynamics; all of which have been forgotten. This could easily have been avoided had I been tweeting/facebooking more often.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Watched lots of Six Feet Under and convinced myself that I have a brain tumor. I'm so bored.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch this you dicks!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="500" height="315"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4F-CpE73o2M&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4F-CpE73o2M&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="315"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry; Dick is German for dude. Dich. How good was that? It's about time this weird broad went solo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will upload some unflattering photos of me blowing my nose next to generic Berlin monuments. Thinking of pitching the idea as a calendar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stella&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1098093212850062159-2443570831979300599?l=stellahasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/feeds/2443570831979300599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/2009/06/its-been-whale.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default/2443570831979300599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default/2443570831979300599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/2009/06/its-been-whale.html' title='It&apos;s been a whale.'/><author><name>Stella Mozgawa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08162024489656356999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nag5lgqlxBM/SXtgEzZ6vCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/P9Czuk4vCEs/S220/max%2Bernst.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1098093212850062159.post-243466757609068395</id><published>2009-02-14T18:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T18:36:41.535-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Valentine Spray</title><content type='html'>Hey!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy Valentines everybody. Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a few gorgeous days in New York City, had my back raped for 30 minutes by a delightful Chinese lady and have had a strange electric sensation in my left arm ever since. Feels like I'm going to shoot spiderwebs out of my hand any second now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and hey, here's a video I made of Erik Kertes (Lenka's bass player) giving a pretzel naughty naughties!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-a79aafb563c74c6a" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v1.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da79aafb563c74c6a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1333581658%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D70C23DF627BCD208C28B850F96447C02956A340C.2DEFC133A132D8C2837EEAD74A50B254663AE39D%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da79aafb563c74c6a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DJLfiFxT0sHHSJGsIwjG7oBCEdWs&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v1.nonxt7.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da79aafb563c74c6a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1333581658%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D70C23DF627BCD208C28B850F96447C02956A340C.2DEFC133A132D8C2837EEAD74A50B254663AE39D%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da79aafb563c74c6a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DJLfiFxT0sHHSJGsIwjG7oBCEdWs&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stella&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1098093212850062159-243466757609068395?l=stellahasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=a79aafb563c74c6a&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/feeds/243466757609068395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/valentine-spray.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default/243466757609068395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default/243466757609068395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/valentine-spray.html' title='Valentine Spray'/><author><name>Stella Mozgawa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08162024489656356999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nag5lgqlxBM/SXtgEzZ6vCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/P9Czuk4vCEs/S220/max%2Bernst.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1098093212850062159.post-6277051980687137528</id><published>2009-02-05T16:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-05T17:13:22.709-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Totally TITS!</title><content type='html'>My friend Seja Vogel is a g'damn wicked witch of genius.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She has made plushy, miniature versions of classic analog synthesizers and is selling the little critters online.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHECK THIS SHIT!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="www.pulsewidth.etsy.com"&gt;www.pulsewidth.etsy.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buy them, take them out to lunch, hold hands under street lamps. Or, whatever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news we drove to Maryland today. It is minus human degrees celsius. Want to saw my face off.&lt;br /&gt;Finished reading Davis Sedaris' "Naked". Laugh-out-loud funny, although I was too self-conscious to scream with delight in the van so I just laughed through my nose which is probably more annoying. Watched Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job Season One.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It warped my pithy, fragile mind, again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Off to New York for 5 days tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing friendlies and rubbing shoulders with sweet hipsters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bye!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1098093212850062159-6277051980687137528?l=stellahasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/feeds/6277051980687137528/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/totally-tits.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default/6277051980687137528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default/6277051980687137528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/totally-tits.html' title='Totally TITS!'/><author><name>Stella Mozgawa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08162024489656356999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nag5lgqlxBM/SXtgEzZ6vCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/P9Czuk4vCEs/S220/max%2Bernst.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1098093212850062159.post-5532491445836662717</id><published>2009-02-02T11:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T11:52:18.379-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Like, thoughts and shit.</title><content type='html'>This is my bare soul on paper&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The burgundy-red juice of my heart drips down the corners of the screen.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.... just kidding!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am currently touring across America with Lenka and thought I would throw up  tasty little videos, pictures and ill-considered musings for your beady little occies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's one we* prepared earlier:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tVV4RfySong&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tVV4RfySong&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* by "we" I mean James Gulliver Hancock. I apologise for any allusion to Multiple Personality Disorder.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1098093212850062159-5532491445836662717?l=stellahasa.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/feeds/5532491445836662717/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/like-thoughts-and-shit.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default/5532491445836662717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1098093212850062159/posts/default/5532491445836662717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stellahasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/like-thoughts-and-shit.html' title='Like, thoughts and shit.'/><author><name>Stella Mozgawa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08162024489656356999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nag5lgqlxBM/SXtgEzZ6vCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/P9Czuk4vCEs/S220/max%2Bernst.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
